Stop Stop
Show me your driver's license
Sir, will a dog tag do ?
Very funny ! What do you want to do ?
Show me your license
Ah Tim, what is it with them ?
He must be after a gangster
Tomorrow, I have to mate my pig
Your pig won't take you
It might have a human head
Just like you
You are well off
You and your mother are both lost soul to make money
Ah! It's chicken feed ! let's go
I am charging you for driving without a license
I have a driver's license
Why did you run from me then ?
My friend does not have one
I feared you might arrest him
Thank you
What time do you start work ?
At nine
According to my watch it's already nine-thirty
You have a cheap watch
Don't play smart
There are 1975 people are waiting for you
This is Ward no.4 for the milder patients
The patients in isolation-ward are more violent.
They are liable of physical harm
That's why the walls are made of rubber
So they won't hurt themselves
This way, please
Honey, honey
He is a schizophrenic; his wife cheated on him
Please come over here
This patient become unstable after he attempted to suicide
He thinks he has already died
He cover himselft with a white cloth
Please come this way
Please
What are you doing ?
It's strange, listen
I can't hear a thing
I didn't hear a thing for many days
Isn't that strange ?
Take your medicine
Come on, take your medicine
It's free of charge
Any more ?
What's wrong with him ?
Stomach-ache
Last night, he dreamt he swallowed a 7lb watermelon
That's only a dream
He found his pillow disappeared
That is strange
I have never seen a thermometer with such a big bulb
This is new anal thermometer from U.S
Please
You jerk
What ? 1,2,4 and 6
I was going to bet on that
You said no.5 would win , produce an unexpected winner
I lost the double quinella too
The double quinella too ?
Rotten luck !
Doctor that was the bronchus
Why didn't you mention it earlier let's try and dew it back
They are now performing a heart transplant
Only us have this equipment in Southeast Asia
Thanks to your donations
Let's go outside
Why is the doctor making a call when performing surgery ?
This is a major operation
Our doctors have to call countries doctors to collaboration in treatment
This is the EGG room
When a patient checks into
We must check if his brain waves still normal
Let me introduce Doctor Wong
Doctor Wong; Mr. and Mrs. Chow
It's a pleasure
If you don't mind
OK Brain cells emit electrical waves every second
Each line represents a part of the brain
The third way is the optical
Let me demonstrate
Barbitone, open your eyes
Close your eyes
Opening and closing his eyes
create a big difference on the graph
Is there any reaction for no respond
Yes , all the time
Can the graph show what he is thinking ?
In theory, no but can tell a bit
Barbitone, don't think about girls
I was only thinking about my wife
According to the graph, is he normal ?
It will take very careful analysis
But it does seem fine
Then how come he is here ?
EGG shows he is normal
It means his sickness is not organic
We will then apply psychotherapy
Follow me, please
Good !
Who is this Mr. Chow ?
He started as a pig feeder
He has made it now
How did he made it ?
By selling oil
Arabian oil ?
No, Indian
Is there oil in India ?
Shows how much you know
There is much that I don't know
What's in this bottle
Sleeping pills
This dosage can kill the patients
No the patients will count them when they have sleeplessness
They will surely fall asleep after counting these pills
Nonsense
How long it will take to clean these clothes ?
A week
A week ?
Can it be sooner ?
Seven days
Seven days ?
The Lord created the world with the man in it
in only six days
It's not the same my laundry are the cleanest
But the people God created are all nuts
Do not believe we can go outside and see
You're good for nothing
You are never conscientious with your work
You've been useless for a year
This fire exting guisher hasn't been used for a year either
Why don't you throw it away ?
Ah Tim, 1975 people are waiting
in line for your job
You should know better then
What is the Heng Sang index today ?
It's still 170, Dad
It's still at 170 ?
Don't worry, the Lord will make it rise to 1700
It might even be 17000, Dad
Is everybody here ?
Yes, Dad
Then, nobody is looking after the shop ?
Yes, Dad
Don't lose 100 dollars today.
Yes, Dad
You have all come to see me die ?
Yes, Dad ... No, no ... Dad
Dad
Hurry up, I will be off-duty soon
He won't be eating these grapes ?
What the heck ?
Why is it always me ?
We can't meet here it's so unromantic
Why, it's so serene
Beside, your husband won't come here
I saw you come in alone , what were you doing ?
I've been studying acupuncture
Why do you have to do it here ?
Nobody would be a guinea pig, so I have to try it on the dead
Why do you study acupuncture ?
If I can use acupuncture to make the dead come alive
I can make a living in USA
What is so good about U.S ?
Someone says : A Japanese wife, eat Chinese food and living in US are the bests.
It's your turn
What are we going to do ?
Lie down
What are you doing ?
Sorry, it's my mistake
It's hard to say in mahjong
It's no use to explain it to you
You let someone else win the round
What is the use now ?
Look at all the frogs dancing !
Look at the mess you made
What's so funny ?
You are worse than me now
He is Chan Keung ; His wife has cheated on him
and he is sick ever since
Do you want to leave here ?
What will you do when you get out of here ?
I want to go home
What will you do when you're home ?
I want to see my wife
Why do you want to see your wife ?
I want to kick her in the bottom
Calm yourself, calm down
What does this look like ?
It's like ... a bottom
If this is a bottom what is next to it ?
A flower
What's a flower doing when next to it is an ass ?
I am gonna to kick my wife's ass
Kick her bottom ...
Keep him a litter longer
Would you rather have a bite of an apple or a 100 dollars bill ?
You don't know that a 100 dollars bill is much better than an apple ?
I do but I am sure you won't give it to me
I believe he is well
Right !
What will you do if I really give you this 100 dollars bill ?
Of course 100 dollars bill is much more delicious
He will have to say here for another 3 months to check
Right, It's done
He just checked in
What is your name ?
I have forgotten
What is your father's name ?
What's that got to do with me ?
What is this ?
My treasure
Treasure ? Who gave it to you ?
The Eunuch Ambassador Chiang Wo
He gave it to me when he retire
Why is he sent in ?
He goes around beating up women and picks up garbage things
Why do you beat up women ?
Women are most ungrateful
I have to teach them a lesson
Why are women ungrateful ?
Princess... It has been twenty years
I'd better not tell you
Who is the Princess ?
She is the pretties girl on Earth
She doesn't care for me now
Who is she to you ?
Are you the prince consort ?
Are you alright ?
He is dangerous , send him to isolation ward
Let Dr. Wong give him a EEG test
This is not my day
Lunch time
What's so funny ?
Nothing, I have brought your favourite beef's rice
You know, Shakespeare once said
If a person smilingly brings you rice with beef
Then he has a knife behind his back
Yes
Do you know who is Shakespeare ?
Isn't he a butcher ?
I don't remember
Who are you sending telegraph to ?
You know, the Princess ?
Oh yes
What do you know ?
She is the world's prettiest princess, right ?
She is the most beautiful and lovable princess
You must know her
Will you bring her something for me ?
You know the terms : sixty-forty
I take sixty; you forty
Do you know you are very humourous ?
Yes, I have known that for a long time
That's what I hate most
Take it. You rascal
Don't you have something to give people ?
No, I am sending a cable to warn a person
Is it the princess ?
No ? She is the most lovable girl in the world
I want to warn ...
The prince ?
The Emperor ?
No
The prince consort ?
The prince consort...
How is this bracelet ?
This is junk . It's worth nothing
It's quite translucent
How much does this cup worth ?
Cups ? I have broken a few dozens fighting with my wife
Do you want some ?
Save it for your wife , she will need them tonight
Where did you get all these treasures ?
What's their worth ?
This is a vase of Ming dynasty
How much does it worth ?
This gazebo is also of the Ming dynasty
Look at this bowl with the sea-dragon pattern
I have never seen so many valuable things in my life
What is their worth ?
Their worth ? It will shock you
Listen close; These are all from Kwiang Sze
The Eunuch ambassador Chiang Wo with a large number of porcelain abroad
He brought back a lot of pigment
This is why Kwiang Sze made the best China
I don't care where they're from, What's their worth ?
These two pieces would worth..
They auctioned off one of these cup in London last month
A Japanese brought it for a few hundred thousand dollars
So cool
What are you thinking ?
I will sell it to you now, 20% off
Fool. It's worth something if it's intact
It's all broken up now
Does it still worth anything ?
It isn't worth a cent
Where did you get it from ?
My grandfather left it to me
Nonsense , this is a few centuries old
How old is your grandfather ?
My father is dead I don't know how old is he.
Got a pretty good deal ?
Take this wrong-faced coin of Ming dynasty . It's worth a fortune
Are you serious ?
The Queen's portrait on a Ming's dynasty coin. That's how it is wrong-faced
Take it
A bowl of wonton , give him 'won' too
What is a 'won' ?
Soup only
Don't be smart. I'll report you
You took patient's property and you will be fired
I will quit, who cares ?
There's more. I will tell them that the patient dead after you do something with them
You pull all his golden teeth off then you really in trouble !
What do you want ?
You know I am not getting off with too much
But your grand-dad did
Salted duck eggs ?
What your 500 years old granddad has in his bag will be enough
to last us a life time
You got it ?
I got it
Sixty-forty
Fifty-fifty ?
I had a dream last night , ask me what it was ?
What was it ?
I dreamt that I was awake
After I woke up , guess what I found
What did you find ?
I found that I was still dreaming
Ask me what did I dream about ?
What did you dream about ?
I dreamt that I was dancing
You better sit down
The cha-cha is out of date, now it is kungfu fighting
You better lie down
Shall I give him an anesthetics, Doctor ?
What are you looking for ?
I have lost my contact lenses, have you seen them ?
They are almost invisible
Myopia is a drag
Why don't you eat fish ?
Can eating fish cure myopia ?
Have you ever seen a cat wearing glasses
Ah Tim
What's the matter ?
Are my clothes cleaned ?
I could not wash them yesterday, How can I wash it ?
Why can't you wash them on Sunday ?
Even your God has to have a break on Sunday
This way you will always be an attendant
Don't you expect to get promoted
Doctor Wong, after a man dies,
does his brain still function ?
It depends on the way he die
After the heart stops beating his respiratory system stops
His brain cells will still be active for a period
Then a person's brain will still be working for a period
The brain cells can work for a short time
After he dies
can he hear the mourning of his family ?
It's possible, but his body can make no responde
Would you like to see some more ?
Your grandfather is strange collecting all this junk
But they are all from the Ming dynasty
If they are all in good shape they will be worth millions
It's like missing by a number in the lottery
It's strange what you have are all Mings
But they are all broken
Didn't him love money or so dumb to break them for fun
I think
How do you know the person has his brain damaged ?
How ?
By thinking too much
Are these the two ?
Yeah
Didn't that taste good ?
It's a bit flat
Darn, have you checked his records ?
I did, nothing
It only says he is psychotic and a woman-hitter
He keeps saying he is the Eunuch ambassador
He also keeps sending telegraph to the princess
He loves talking about the princess
But he starts hitting people when talking about prince consort
Who are the princess and prince consort ?
We must check him out
His goods worth at least several millions
We won't have to face these nutter everyday
We can buy a villa in Spain
We will better off than Hunt
- Certainly; Yes
What do you want to get ?
A plane
This plane costs $1000. Want it ?
Yes
This one still has problems
What do you do with a plane ?
I will fly
Who told you this plane can fly ?
The Ultraman
Do you know there is no Ultraman ?
Who is calling me ?
What is this ? Training how to use money ?
I don't know who is really crazy
If we don't train them how to use money
they won't be able to adapt with the society in the future
If you give them money, they'll know how to spend it
Shut up, Ah Tim
I've told yoy there are 1975 people has been... has been waiting for your job
Chiang Wo, come here
They need you overthere; What do you want to buy ?
I have 40 bucks I want to buy this stone
What do you want this stone for ?
I'll keep it
Keeping stones ? You'd better to keep your money.
It's the same if you keep your money and not spend it ?
That's true
I've heard you have a nice collection of stones, right ?
Where is it ? Will you show me ?
What is this ? Q & A ?
Yes, we are playing Q&A right ?
I used to play it with the Princess
How shall we play ?
Let's aske each other a question
Whoever can't answer loses 40$
That's not fair
I will give you $80 if I can't answer the question
And if you can't answer you only give me $40 ?
OK
I will start. Where does eunuch ambassador found those antique things ?
Do you know where they are ?
I don't know
You've lost $80
It's my turn. Do you know where they are ?
No, I lose back $40 to you
Do you like money ?
Of course I do
I know a place where there's a lot of money
Where ?
First, you go up the Lion Rock
Then come down from the other side
You'll find a hole, get into it
You'll go down a valley
You'll find another hole, get into it
And then climbed very high cascade
You have to climb to the top
When you reach the top you will find a hole, go inside
Don't go into wrong hole
After you come out cross the road
Walk ten steps
Look up and you are in the place has a lot of money
This guy is correct
Yeah
Do we have to train them how to dance ?
If we don't train them how to dance
how can they socialize with other when they are healthy ?
I've never had it so good here
Do you expect going dancing on $200 a month ?
Did you cable the princess today ?
Sure I did
What's up ?
It's very important
Is the princess your wife ?
Why did you hit him ?
Have you ever read The Return of the Condor Heroes ?
No
That's called 'Dragon flies in the sky'
I taught the princess that too
Where did you teach her that ?
At the Seaside Hotel
Seaside Hotel ?
That's none of your business
Do you want another punch ?
What's the matter ? What's the matter ?
Get him to a hospital, quick
This is a hospital, silly girl
What's the word ?
Some good news, some bad news
What is the good news ?
The good news is no news
What is the bad news ?
He died of a heart-attack
There goes our Spanish villa
Unless he can talk from the dead
Unless he can talk from the dead ?
What are you thinking ?
I am thinking what you are thinking What are you thinking ?
I'm thinking if you are thinking what we are thinking. What are you thinking ?
I am thinking if you are thinking if I am thinking what you think
This is getting complicated !
He's asleep on the bed
He says no money no talk
Hey, you; Here is twenty for your magic sword
With money, even God can asleep with you
Calling a spirit is easy
May the Emperor of Death bless you peace
What do you want to talk now ?
Ask him what to bed on the quartet
He doesn't care about the races
But you can try 1,3,6,8
Got that ? 1,3,6,8
The Emperor of Death needs to buy rice
Don't you dare move
May I borrow your magic sword ?
Will the various demons lead the way ?
The Dragon of the Eastern Sea
Please call the ghost
He is still asleep and he says no money no talk
Master...
What are you doing here ?
And you ? What are you doing here ?
I have come to do research
So am I
What is your research ?
I want to summon his spirit
Maybe he will say where he has hidden the antiques
Even so you won't be able to hear what you have said
I have a tape-recorder
How can you believe in these superstitious things ?
Hurry to help me try acupuncture
How do you know if it impossible or not ?
My mother raised me with this, watch me
You and ghosts and monsters open the way
With money, even God can asleep with you
No money, no talk ?
Ten dollars
That guy wanted twenty
Twenty dollars
Who are you ?
I am not yet possessed How do I know ?
Don't fool around
Come help me out. Take this
Acupuncture is using the needle to link the vein and nerves
This is the Tinchuan point, this is the Tinfu
Can this revive the dead ?
According to the book he can at least speak for a while
A few minutes is good enough
This is the Chingning point
Are you alright ?
Can this work ?
Wait and see
What are you doing ?
I am dead Where else I could sleep ?
Did Dr. Wong sign your death certificate ?
No
You can't die without a death certification, go back to your bed
I'll drop the book this time Let me try
Let me needle the last point
Hold it
This is the Hopai point
There goes Spanish villa
Yeah
Dr. Wong, after a man dies
does his brain still function ?
That depends on how he dies
After the heart stop beating, his respiratory system stops
His brain cells will still be active for a short while
Then a person's brain will still be working after he dies
The brain cells can work for a short time
After he dies
can he hear the mourning of his family ?
Even thought his heart has been stopped
His brain might still be working
Let us give him an EGG test
Will it work ?
It's worth a try
There's response from him
He's only half-dead This is awesome machine
It's not the machine, it's my genius
Took me too long to find out I am really a genius
What is this line, genius ?
That means part of his brain is still active
Good, what is he thinking about ?
How would I know ?
Then how could we find out where the antiques are ?
Chiang Wo, I know you can hear us,
we want to help you
Don't you have something to tell us ?
You have to cooperate with us
Or we will help the prince marry your princess
The mentioning of the princess makes him happy
And he is mad at the prince consort
Now let me ask you
Think about the princess for yes, the prince consort for no
Let's see. Am I a man ?
He says no
Damn. He still plays trick
It's hard to say. You're a sissy
Do I look like a woman ?
No, women look like you
Do you have a large collection of antiques ?
He says no
Do you have anything to say to the princess ?
Will you tell us ?
If we find the princess will you tell her then ?
He said yes, but we have to find the princess back
Didn't he mentioned the Seaside Hotel ?
But the Seaside Hotel is a big hotel
We'll disguise as tourists and ask around ?
How can we look like tourists ?
Put on your grandfather's suit, and cameras
How about playing mah-jong after work tonight ?
No, I have been losing two nights in a row
A Japanese came over the other night,
rang the bell and asked me if I have seen his wife
That gave me bad luck
Another Japanese came over again last night, rang the bell
He asked me if I had seen her girl friend, I lost again
Tonight...
What do you want ?
Excuse me, do you have any princess here ?
Darn ! Another Japanese is asking for a princess ?
I am not playing tonight
This is a hotel, not a palace
There is no princess here
Calm down He is a Chinese
Chinese ? We don't have any princess here
You ask around there, we will meet at the pool
Please check if there's a princess registered here
Rules has forbidden us to provide guest information
Rules are made to be broken
But morally, I can't do it
That depends on whose morals
An Arabian prince and princess are vacationing here
He will be meeting Kissinger in next few days
He is not seeing anybody You must be a reporter
I did not say it, it's 106
There are two monsters inside the toilet
What monsters ?
I mean we can't use the spoon to drink
Use straws
He says use straws
What to eat ?
Do you have pork with rice ?
We don't serve that here
I have something to ask you
Do you know the princess ?
Sure, I know everyone around here
Yeah ! Can you introduce her to me ?
Sure, It'll cost you
That's not a problem
I'll take 20%
No problem
I will serve you steamed frog legs to eat with her
Beat it
Thank you
You must remember my staying here is to be kept of secret
Don't let any reporters come in
I hate to be bothered by French and Japanese men
Right ?
Right
No, I hate to be bothered by the American most
I can raise the oil price higher
or decrease it as I please
It's like up-and-down of tango dance
I have the lead. Right ?
No
Right
See who that is ?
Is the princess here ?
Are you a reporter ?
Yes, yes
Don't force it if she does not like it, you dirty schmuck
You better take it easy on eating frog's legs
What, you are the princess ?
I can play the princess or the prince
But I like playing the princess
Do you know a breaded , old man in his fifties ?
I don't fancy old men
I am crazy about young men like you
You can have the rest of the dish, I am gone now
Today's lecture is over We'll be at sea tomorrow
Remember, each oxygen tank lasts only for an hour
I'll tell you when to switch on the preserved tank
It'll last fifteen minutes
So we'll have enough time on board
What if the switch is busted, Miss ?
What do we do when ?
That seldom happens Only two were drowned this year
What is this ?
The one was drowned yesterday
Remember, we can only use hand signals underwater
According to the international, this hand signal is OK
This is "NO"
This is "COLD"
This is "HELP"
This means "GO UP"
Does this mean hungry ?
That is cursing
I am sorry
Why use tongs ? The hands will do
We are very sanity here
You can't use hands to pick up things
What happens when you go to the toilet ?
See this string inside my pants
I just unbutton my pants and pull the string
You see, no hands ?
How do you put it back after you have done ?
I use these tongs
What happened to your glasses ?
I went to the wrong door
Any news ?
No
All dead ends
You are good for nothing
What then ? Run around the streets and yelling princess , right ?
I am hungry, I will eat these dish
Why is this lemon water so flat ?
Why isn't there any sugar ?
This lemon water is for washing hand
Why didn't you say that earlier ?
You didn't give me any time
Why were you yelling princess ?
Are you the princess ?
Chiang Princess is my nickname
How do you know, only my father calls me that
Please sit down
Does your father breaded and in his fifty ?
Right. Do you know him ?
He disappeared last week and haven't come back
Hold it I will tell you later
Will you tell me what does your father do ?
He used to be a telegrapher
He is very interested in diving
He gives diving lesson to the tourists in this hotel
I am his assistant
Why did he become insanity ?
I don't know you, why I am telling you all this ?
If you don't tell us , we won't talk
That will do nobody any good
Ever since my mom died, my father did not remarry
I don't know why; He didn't want me to date any boys
He was against my plan although I love him so much
He says I only love the prince consort and not my papa
He seemed a bit unbalanced
We've been quarreling for a several months
Last week, he left home after he has slapped me and he has not come back since
This is the first time he hit me
Have you seen him ?
Your papa is in hospital now
He has already very disturbed
A pack of Winston took an hour to bring
Did you go to the US to get it ?
Only 30 minutes ? I am sorry, this is not your
They have been waiting for 3 hours
Papa
I have brought the princess here, talk to her
Let me start, think of the princess for yes, for no think of prince consort
Let do a test; Think of the princess
No response , is he totally dead ?
No
Papa, tell me what is it ?
Good. Instant response
Mr. Chiang, you have to co-operate
We don't know what are you thinking now.
Now try to think about the princess
and now the prince consort
He don't listen to your orders, what to do now ?
Miss Chiang, the EEG is transmitting like a telegraph
You've said your father worked as a telegrapher on ships
Before he died, he kept saving he was
Did he send cables to you before ?
Yes, he taught me when I was very young
He even sent me cables when he went diving
This sound like the Morse code
Could he sending cable using his brain ?
It's possible , give me a piece of paper
What did he said ?
He asks me to forgive him
I will forgive you, Papa
There is no more hope for Spanish villa
There is no need to crying
Don't cry, let me tell you a joke
Yesterday, my neighborhood stole my fish
But he was being caught and asked
Are you planning to steal my fish ?
He said no. He was only trying to throw worm for fish
Isn't it funny ?
Your father must have left you a lot
I guess you don't have to use them
He left me nothing, we lived in the hotel dorm
He left some diving gear and a boat
A boat ?
If you have time I will take you out on it
How about tomorrow ?
There is nothing here
Yeah
Did you father have any hobbies, like rearing birds ?
No
Collecting antiques ?
No ?
Didn't he has bored ?
He only liked diving
He went diving alone during the off-season
He dived a lot last month
Why did he go there ?
He said there is a wreck under the boat
Did he salvage anything for this ship ?
Why didn't you go with him ?
I am not interested
I don't know how to swim
You'll just have to risk your life
Do you still want your Spanish villa ?
Shakespeare said : Better than nothing
That butcher sure has a big mouth
What good is a Spanish villa like ?
It won't be that easy Only a few people drown every year
What if I become one of them ?
Why aren't you the one that won the lottery ?
Let's try our luck
These googles are for the kids, take these
I like these
Are they the two ?
Right
Only Sài Gòn and Cambodia have this kind of fish
Why did you throw it away ?
Give it a break, it has swam a long way
That is yours, this is mine
With the ones down there, it will cost at least 10 millions
Yeah
Sure. This is mine
How can you take the big ones and left the small ones to me ?
Antiques are like women
Smaller is better
No. I like fat women
What the heck ?
CID, go to the downtown station with me
What have we done ?
The city's 50 miles radius covers sea and land
All these belong to the goverment
We don't know this is illegal
That's alright
A thief doesn't know it's illegal to steal
He only knows when he go to jail
We're not stealing; We're only counting them
It's alright if I count the money in your pocket ?
We're doing this for the goverment
Can't we keep some ?
If nobody claims them in ten days
you can get half of it
These were drowned 500 years ago
Who could claim them ?
Then you'll probably get half
There'll be a few million dollars
When can we collect our share ?
It'll probably very soon
Good morning
Lee, you are always late recently
Did you win the quartet ?
That's not the only way to get rich
I've been in a bad mood
You are not concentrating on your work
You better watch it
Doctor, he kissed me, he's sick
He's not sick. He is a sex-maniac
You'll be fired at the end of the month
No problem
I'll have time to see bullfighting in Spain
Is everything settled ?
Which one ?
Chief, the armourer has something special to show you
Have a seat
What new gadget do you want to introduce me ?
I've invented a camera
It can spray black ink
a robber can't wash it off for a year
You pushed the wrong button, chief
That one sprays backwards
Ah Fei, you've been here for 5 years
Have you done one right thing ?
Yeah, I invented a bullet-proff vest
That is use for machine gun
You can try for yourself
Did he say it anti machine-gun bullet ?
He didn't say it's pistol-proof
Bury him. Died in the line of duty
Go raid this gambling house
I'll bet the double Q for four
Which do you want me to do first ?
What do you think ?
The raid can wait, but not the quartet
I'll lay the bet first
Of course. Hurry up
Chief
Have a seat
This is not the United Kingdom
Homosexuality is illegal here
Do you understand ?
It should be the third file
Bring the three antique sellers here
Are they the two ?
Yes
No. It's a bearded guy
What is it, chief ?
Sometimes ago, a bearded man
who brought a bunch of broken Ming vasesto sell
He said he'd found it on a wrecked ship
He said he could fish them out for the shops
They believed him
They bought the load in cheap
Later, they found out the antiques are fake
The bearded guy has threw them to the sea
The only genuine ones is he got his antique shop
I've been tailed you for a long time
At first, I thought you were his partners
Now it seems, you're only day-dreamers
I have to take your statement
What about our reward ?
The queen may decorate you on her next visit
Doctor, you said yesterday that I'd be fired
You're only joking me, right ?
Joking? Why aren't you watching bull-fights in Spain
I mean I would have to become a cowboy if I got fired
You better go buy a pair of jeans
The whole world has gone nuts
Calm down, Ah Tim , forgot about the princess and the prince consort
Prince consort, what are you saying ?